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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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