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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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