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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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