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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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