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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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