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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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