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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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