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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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