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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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