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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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