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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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