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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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