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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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