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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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