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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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