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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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