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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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