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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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