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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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