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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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