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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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