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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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