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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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