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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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