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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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