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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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