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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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