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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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