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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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