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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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