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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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