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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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