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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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