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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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