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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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