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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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