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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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