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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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