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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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