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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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