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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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