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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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