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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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