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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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