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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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