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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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