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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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