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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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