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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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