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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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