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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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