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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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