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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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